October 22, 2016

THE GREAT BANANA CREAM PIE EXPLOSION OF 1953

April 10, 2016

THE MONKEY AND THE SKUNK

Here is my little song (sung to If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands). THE MONKEY AND THE SKUNK Oh, the monkey and […]
March 23, 2016

Ms. Sapphire Rose

Do you have a neighbor who likes to put on wonderful shows? Is this neighbor different from anyone else on your street? Are they always coming […]

The Day the Grapefruits Took Over the World

Mayor Pinkie Grapefruit smiled slightly, "Well . . . well . . . well . . . look who we have here. Nathaniel Joseph Parker! I don't really care what you think Nathaniel Joseph Parker, and, yes, we know your name. You are one of the biggest offenders of them all. You are ruining everything for us, but you won't be doing that much longer. You will be changing the way you think, whether you want to or not. We have very persuasive methods to change people's minds. We have decided to take over the world, and we will be number one in the kitchen, in restaurants, and, well, everywhere!" Grapefruits rule!

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